“She’s Your QUEEEEN To Be!” Etc.

WE TRAVELED TO THE FUTURE TO GET YOU PICTURES OF KATE MIDDLETON, GIRLFRIEND OF PRINCE WILLIAM

FITSNews – January 8, 2007 – Props to our friend Wilkie for the hook-up on this one, but don’t forget WE were the ones who had to travel to Tuesday, January 9, 2007 (a.k.a. “the future”) to bring you this picture. And no, the New Zealand Herald isn’t on our everyday reading list (like the Rock Hill Herald) but if we can keep getting tomorrow’s news TODAY you better believe we are going to subscribe.

It’s almost like reading the editorial page of La Socialista, except in this paper the future is accurate. And involves Kate Middleton.

Anyway, the skinny on the Prince’s girlfriend is that she is sick of waiting around for him to marry her, she has a job at a fashion company and the paparazzi chase her around all day long.

No way! Us too.

Kate is also 24 and has a little bit of that Lindsay Lohan look to her, although she is reportedly intelligent and not a whore.

SIDNEY RICE IS GOING PRO

This sucks, but South Carolina wide receiver Sidney Rice is turning pro. Personally we think he should wait one more season, but if somebody was throwing millions of dollars in our face we would probably take it, too.

Good luck, Sidney. We’ll miss you.

SOUTH CAROLINA DEMS TO PARTNER WITH MSNBC, S.C. STATE

The South Carolina Democratic Party will host the first Presidential debate of the 2008 Election Season on April 26, 2007 at South Carolina State University, the alma mater of U.S. Rep Jim Clyburn.

“What better way to celebrate South Carolina and our second-in-the-nation first-in-the South Presidential Primary than with the first Presidential debate at the alma mater of our own Jim Clyburn, Majority Whip of the US House of Representatives,” said South Carolina State Democratic Party Chair Joe Erwin.

Yeah, we don’t really care. And neither does anybody else because the debate will be televised nationally on MSNBC, which is kind of like NBC except nobody watches it.