Wanna-Be Gangsters Crushing On Lindsay Lohan
K-FED IS SENDING HER TEXT MESSAGES, R&B PRODUCER BOUGHT HER A MILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF JEWELRY
FITSNews – January 3, 2007 - So where does going panty-less, sleeping with everything that moves, getting plastered every night (even though you don’t turn 21 for another six months) and having the writing skill of a dyslexic chiuaua get you in this world?
Well, if you’re Pop Slutlet Lindsay Lohan, it gets you on the receiving end of text messages from wanna-be gangster Keven Federline and a million dollars in jewelry from R&B producer Scott Scorch, somebody we had never heard of until today.
Seriously, the thought of Lindsay Lohan being “courted” by anybody is pretty funny. How, we wonder, does that work exactly? Can you technically court someone who is jumping your bones before the drinks arrive?
Here’s our question: Why on earth did this Scott Scorch guy not just go up to her and say “Hey, my name’s Scott. Wanna f***?”
Come on. It can’t be that hard. If she said no the first time all he would have had to say was “Really? You know my name’s not K-Fed?” and Lindsay probably would have giggled and said “Okay.”
Now he’s out a million bucks and Lindsay probably thinks he’s creepy.
Comments
By E on January 4th, 2007 at 3:09 pm
Scott is a phenominal producer who has worked with grammy award nominated artists such as Brooke Hogan and Fat Joe. Wait, did I say Grammy Award nominated aritists, Sorry, I meant artisits whose nicknames, besides the catchy Fat Joe, are Joey Crack and Coca. And, Brooke Hogan, who rivals Charlotte Church in vocal range and ability
By AS on January 4th, 2007 at 5:51 pm
Scott Storch, though he might be really lame these days, got his start with The Roots… http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/10699242/scott_storchs_outrageous_fortune
By E on January 4th, 2007 at 7:03 pm
That is upsetting, I like The Roots. Though he looks super duper hot in the pic. Who doesn’t love a little Hennessy and a cigar while in the bathroom. I know I do.