Jessica’s Dad Is Pissed, Etc.

WE HATE IT WHEN OUR PARENTS MAKE US WORK, TOO

FITSNews – January 3, 2007 - TMZ is reporting that Jessica Simpson’s pimp career manager/ father is upset that she did not work on New Year’s Eve and instead partied with rock star John Mayer.

Simpson was supposed to host PURE’s New Year’s Eve party, but let that honor pass to Britney Spears, who distinguished herself by having to be carried from the establishment after passing out from “exhaustion.”

Joe Simpson, who makes a living whoring marketing his daughters Jessica and Ashley, apparently did not like the fact that Jessica was out cavorting with Mayer when she could have been making him money. Especially after she cost him $15,000 by completely flubbing a recent Dolly Parton tribute at the Kennedy Center.

INVESTIGATION INTO SADDAM’S HANGING?

According to the New York Times, the Iraqis are going to launch an investigation into taunting and abuse suffered by Saddam Hussein at the hands of his captors prior to being executed.

Because that makes sense on multiple levels.

S.C. GOVERNOR BALLIN’ ON A BUDGET

It’s a song people. Ballin’ on a Budget. The Nappy Roots? Never heard of them? Damn. Okay. Well anyway, S.C. Governor Mark Sanford is rolling out this year’s pipe dream Executive Budget today, a $6.5 billion spending plan that will be completely ignored by the Legislature.

In fact we hear that House Ways and Means Chairman Dan “Eggtooth” Cooper has already adopted the slogan “$7 Billion or Bust” for his committee’s budget.