More Classy Stuff From Britney
PASSING OUT IN NIGHTCLUBS MAY ACTUALLY BE CONSIDERED PROGRESS - IF SHE WAS WEARING UNDERWEAR
FITSNews - January 2, 2007 - Tyler Durden has the scoop on Britney’s latest WTA (White Trash Adventure), a night of drunken debauchery which - shocker - basically consisted of Britney getting hammered and being carried out of a nightclub for the second time in as many weeks.
We used to think there was no chance in hell any rational human being would even think of giving custody of Spears’ two kids to a broke, barely-literate, irresponsible wigger like Kevin Federline. Seriously, picture a dozen ravenous hyenas on leashes held by a dozen chain-smoking Internet sex predators who are high on crystal meth and have poisonous snakes wrapped around their necks. Now picture K-Fed. Man we would hate to be that judge.
Anyway, we were nearly pushed to the point of sarcasm upon reading the bullshit statements issued by Britney’s representatives claiming that the Pop Slutlet was merely “exhausted.” Nearly pushed to sarcasm, we say, because we quickly realized we couldn’t top what Tyler had to say on that front:
Someone needs to go back to representative school because claiming Britney blacked out in a bar because she was working too hard is kind of insulting. He might as well have said she was ascending into heaven or that she collapsed because her spirit was appearing to some kids who were drowning, telling them to “hold on, you can do it!â€
We really could not have said it better ourselves.
And as it turns out, we are not at all sarcastic. Not even a little bit. Ever.
UPDATE: Okay wow. Apparently some of you are crazier and have even more time on your hands than we do. A reader just e-mailed us asking why the picture we used of Britney is black-and-white when the only other black-and-white pictures on the website are of dead people and - get this - did that mean we wanted Britney dead. No kidding. We would post the e-mail, but we’re pretty sure your tax dollars went toward its authorship.
Comments
By ells bells on January 2nd, 2007 at 1:30 pm
Does said email author think Schwarzenegger’s dead then too?
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