CLASSY REESE A ROLE MODEL FOR BRAT SPEARS FITSNews - January 31, 2007 - The good folks at Go Fug Yourself hit the nail on the head with this article today contrasting Reese Witherspoon's breakup with Ryan Phillipe and Britney Spears' split with K-Fed. In sum, Reese responded to her breakup by moving
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FORMER MINORITY LEADER HEADING TO AFGHANISTAN NEXT WEEK FITSNews - January 31, 2007 - Politicians like Lindsey Graham and Mark Sanford may play "dress-up soldier" on the weekend, but Rep. James Smith is a real soldier, people. He's also one of the most genuine, straight-up individuals you'll ever meet
Read story »Bill Stern’s Port Leadership Paying Off … For Other States
PUT A BIG BUSHY MOUSTACHE ON HIM AND HE EVEN LOOKS LIKE STALIN FITSNews - January 31, 2007 - The Charleston Post and Courier has an excellent article this morning showing what happens when South Carolina's so-called "free market" governor appoints a bunch of Marxist-Leninists and regional chauvinists
Read story »Now Josh Hartnett Is Fighting Global Warming, Too
LUCKY NUMBER SLEVIN HUNK CAN START BY PUTTING HIS SHIRT BACK ON FITSNews - January 31, 2007 - The only thing dumber than the governor of the most retarded state in the country making global warming a priority is Hollywood hunk Josh Hartnett making global warming a priority. Holy hell. The next thing
Read story »Senator Says Shrub Not Sole “Deciderer”
ARLEN SPECTER ALSO HAS SOME FREAKY LOOKING JOWLS FITSNews - January 31, 2007 - Republican Senator Arlen Specter said yesterday that President Shrub is not the "sole deciderer" of American war policy. "The deciderer is a shared and joint responsibility," Specter said, using language that probably made
Read story »Tomlinson Withdraws From Secretary of State’s Race
FIRST CANINE TO SEEK S.C. STATEWIDE OFFICE ABANDONS BID FITSNews - January 30, 2007 - Just two months after announcing his candidacy, Democrat Todd L. Tomlinson (pictured above) has officially withdrawn from the 2010 Secretary of State's race. Tomlinson's owner, a State House lobbyist who declined to
Read story »Romney Orders Sausage Links, Then Flip-Flops To Sausage Patties
CANDIDATE SAYS HIS "POSITION ON LINK IS EVOLVING" FITSNews - Janaury 30, 2007 - After first declaring that he wanted sausage links for breakfast this morning, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney flip-flopped and told a waitress he wanted sausage patties instead. "As governor of Massachusetts I was
Read story »S.C. Governor Names New Chief Of Staff
TOM DAVIS TO ASSUME TOP POST IN S.C. GOVERNOR'S OFFICE FITSNews - January 30, 2007 - Tom Davis, a Beaufort attorney and longtime confidant to S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford, will be the governor's second term chief of staff. Sanford announced Davis' appointment to the administration's top post to reporters
Read story »Reese Jealous of Sic Willie’s Rachel McAdams Obsession?
SIC WILLIE HOPING A LITTLE BI-CURIOSITY WILL RESOLVE THE CONFLICT FITSNews - January 30, 2007 - It hasn't been a good week for South Carolina transplant Reese Witherspoon. First, the idiots over at Showbiz Sky were "uber fussy" in criticizing her grey, knee-length Nina Ricci dress from the Screen Actors
Read story »John Edwards’ Wife Doesn’t Get It
RICH FOLK LIVING IN ONE AMERICA LOVE EDUCATING THE UNWASHED MASSES LIVING IN THE OTHER FITSNews - January 30, 2007 - We respect the fact that Elizabeth Edwards, wife of arm-flapping presidential wanna-be John Edwards, is a cancer survivor. And hopefully she respects the fact that we're going to make
Read story »Rachel McAdams Can Do No Wrong
OUR BUBBLE GUM HIGHLIGHT APPOINTMENTS ARE SCHEDULED FOR THIS AFTERNOON, PEOPLE FITSNews - January 30, 2007 - After the decidedly "family unfriendly" detour Paris Hilton subjected us to yesterday, what a princessy breeze Rachel McAdams is. Plus, you can do a Google Image Search of her without having
Read story »Mitt Romney’s SC Trip Is Going Pretty Well So Far
IF YOU CONSIDER FLAMING TRAIN DERAILMENTS A GOOD THING FITSNews - January 29, 2007 - Let's see ... Mitt Romney was in Charleston this morning touting three marginally significant political endorsements and veteran reporter Bruce Smith of the Associated Press showed up. Hmmmm. Wonder what's about to
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