SIC WILLIE GETS EXTRA CAJUN-STYLE FRIED CHICKEN BREAST FOR WAITING PATIENTLY ON MAC & CHEESE SIDE ORDER FITSNews - December 26, 2006 - God Bless Bojangles. As if offering ten pieces of its tender, juicy and delectable fried chicken (Cajun or Southern-style) and five piping hot buttermilk biscuits
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S.C. Governor In Big Trouble With Anti-Sodomite
EXPERTS INCLUDING US AGREE: SOUTH CAROLINA HOLIDAY SEASON NOT COMPLETE WITHOUT SOME OUTRAGE AGAINST SODOMY FITSNews - December 26, 2006 - Anti-Sodomite activist and perpetual U.S. Congressional distraction candidate Steve Lefemine (pictured above) is mad at S.C. Governor Mark Sanford. Apparently, very
Read story »Lindsey Graham Is One Enlightened Cat
SOUTH CAROLINA SENATOR WANTS YOU TO KNOW HE'S GOT NOTHING BUT LOVE FOR WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM FITSNews - December 26, 2006 - It's usually a bad sign when Laurin Manning is showering U.S. Sen. Lindsey Graham with her unrequited love and affection. Yes he's single, but it's still not something we enjoy
Read story »So Is Tony Romo Dating Carrie Underwood Now?
QUARTERBACK SPOTTED WITH COUNTRY MUSIC STAR PRIOR TO COWBOYS' CHRISTMAS DAY SHOWDOWN AGAINST PHILADELPHIA FITSNews - December 25, 2006 - And you thought keeping track of the NFL's thousand-and-one different playoff scenarios was confusing. Try sorting out the dating life of Dallas Cowboys' quarterback
Read story »Godfather of Soul Dead at 73
LAST WORDS PROBABLY WEREN'T "I FEEL GOOD," BUT THAT'S HOW WE'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER LEGENDARY SOUTH CAROLINA NATIVE FITSNews - December 25, 2006 - You know, if we were to have come up with a list of uncool things to happen on Christmas, this would have been right up there along with Starbucks discontinuing
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"YOU CAN SAY THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS SANTA, BUT AS FOR US AND GRANDPA - WE BELIEVE" FITSNews - December 25, 2006 - Looks like running Grandma over with a reindeer has finally caught up with Santa Claus. Of course with our swiss cheese DUI laws here in South Carolina, there's a good chance he'll get
Read story »Why The Chimes Rang
FITSNews - December 24, 2006 - Special thanks to Dr. John R. DeWitt, who told this classic tale each year as his Christmas Eve sermon while serving as Senior Pastor of the First Presbyterian Church of Columbia, South Carolina. Why The Chimes Rang By Raymond MacDonald Alden THERE was once, in a far-away
Read story »Reese Witherspoon, Kids Move to South Carolina
CHRISTMAS COMES EARLY FOR SIC WILLIE - NEW YORK POST REPORTING ACTRESS HAS RELOCATED HER FAMILY TO SOUTH CAROLINA FITSNews - December 24, 2006 - Holy hell. She's here. She's actually here. Seriously, this is a little scary even for us. One minute we're watching Just Like Heaven thinking how cool
Read story »Governator Injured, Again
AH-NOLD BREAKS A LEG SKIING IN IDAHO, FAMILY VACATION UNEXPECTEDLY "TERMINATED" FITSNews - December 24, 2006 - At the risk of getting our asses kicked by the governator of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger does seem to be a little bit accident prone this year. First, he rode his motorcycle into a car
Read story »Can Indy Finally Win The Big One?
ALL COLTS FANS WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A SUPER BOWL WIN FITSNews - December 24, 2006 - For long-suffering fans of the Indianapolis Colts, the most painful part of the Holiday Season is reliving the Ghosts of Playoff Losses Past. Seriously, it's like watching an M. Night Shyamalan movie. We see 1995,
Read story »Adopt-A-Pet This Holiday Season
GET A RESCUE DOG THIS HOLIDAY SEASON AND RING IN THE NEW YEAR WITH A NEW FRIEND FITSNews - December 24, 2006 - Meet Forest. He's one of hundreds of animals who've been given a second chance at life thanks to groups like SQ Rescue, a Columbia S.C.-based volunteer animal rescue and placement service. Won't
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AIDE SAYS ROMNEY TO FORMALLY KICK OFF PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN FIRST WEEK OF JANUARY, TIMING TO DEPEND ON WHAT McCAIN DOES FITSNews - December 23, 2006 - Yeah, we totally didn't see this coming either, but apparently Mitt Romney is going to run for President of the United States. In other news, gravity
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