THERE ARE A BUNCH OF DUCKS STAYING AT OUR HOTEL ... AND THEY'VE GOT THEIR OWN ELEVATOR AND PENTHOUSE FITSNews - December 28, 2006 - Well, we finally arrived in Memphis and our digs at the Peabody is solid. Yo. Of course just as we were getting settled in we heard the immediately-recognizable strains
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Pell City, Alabama Doesn’t Care About John Edwards
ONLY ONE OUT OF FIFTEEN PATRONS AT LOCAL ARBY'S HAVE EVEN HEARD OF FORMER VICE-PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEE FITSNews - December 28, 2006 - John Edwards may be banking on all that name ID he earned as John Kerry's running mate two years ago, but he clearly has some work to do in Pell City, Alabama. The former
Read story »The Traveling Companion From Hell
WE ARE NOT EVEN TO AUGUSTA YET AND SIC WILLIE IS DRIVING US ABSOLUTELY CRAZY FITSNews - December 28, 2006 - Holy hell. We're not sure if it's possible to be driven any crazier. And the worst part? We're not even one-tenth of the way to Memphis yet. Sic Willie has literally not shut up since he got
Read story »Hotline Founder: Smoke ‘Em If Ya Got ‘Em
JEFFREY SEWELL TAKES ON POLITICALLY-CORRECT ANTI-SMOKING JIHADISTS FITSNews - December 28, 2006 - SC Hotline founder Jeffrey Sewell has a nice op-ed in The State newspaper this morning standing up for the rights of smokers in South Carolina. Bottom line - it's impressive. Not only is Sewell flying
Read story »Carolina, Clemson Both Favored Friday
GAMECOCKS TAKE ON HOUSTON IN LIBERTY BOWL, TIGERS CLASH WITH KENTUCKY IN MUSIC CITY BOWL FITSNews - December 27, 2006 - Both of South Carolina's major college football programs should win their bowl games Friday, oddsmakers in Las Vegas say. The South Carolina Gamecocks (7-5) are 7-point favorites
Read story »S.C. Republicans Pay For Chairman’s Christmas Card?
DAWSON SENDS OUT SNAZZY CHRISTMAS CARD USING PARTY'S NON-PROFIT STAMP, RETURN ADDRESS FITSNews - December 27, 2006 - South Carolina Republican Party Chairman Katon Dawson and his wife sure did have a snazzy-looking Christmas card this year. It looks like it must have taken a long time for someone to
Read story »Who Is This Jessica Cutler Bimbo?
AND WHY ARE HER ONLINE SEX DIARIES AND FIRST AMENDMENT JURISPRUDENCE BEING MENTIONED IN THE SAME SENTENCE? FITSNews - December 27, 2006 - It is truly amazing the crap they put on CNN these days. And FOX, for that matter. Seriously, all we can say about Miss Cutler is thank goodness they gave her some
Read story »Tyler Durden Is Back From Vacation
WEBSITE'S FIVE-DAY HIATUS BLAMED FOR RASH ON SIC WILLIE'S NECK, BACK FITSNews - December 27, 2006 - What Would Tyler Durden Do? Not only is it a question you should ask yourself every day right after What Would Jesus Do? or What Would Sic Willie Do?, it also happens to be the name of the funniest website
Read story »To Know Mitt Is To Not Like Him
FAMILIARITY APPARENTLY BREEDS CONTEMPT WHEN IT COMES TO MASSACHUSETTS GOVERNOR FITSNews - December 27, 2006 - So in case you haven't noticed by now, we don't like Mitt Romney very much. We tried to like him, we really did, but unfortunately there is that whole thing about wanting our elected officials
Read story »“New Slang” Experts Are Totally Clueless
"TRENDSPOTTER" AND "SLANG GURU" PRODUCE TOTALLY PATHETIC LIST OF EXPRESSIONS FOR THE COMING YEAR FITSNews - December 27, 2006 - Leave "New Slang" to the Shins (pictured above) because the so-called "experts" clearly don't have a clue. (Oh, and be sure to watch Saturday Night Live January 13 if you
Read story »President Ford Dead
PRESIDENT WHO ENDED "LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE" PASSES AWAY AT NINETY-THREE FITSNews - December 27, 2006 - Gerald R. Ford, who was never elected President or Vice-President yet served for 895 days as the nation's Chief Executive after the Watergate Scandal, passed away Tuesday evening. Linked forever
Read story »Anderson Confuses Brownback With Real ‘08 Hopeful
COUNTY COMPLETELY UNAWARE THAT KANSAS SENATOR IS NOT A LEGITIMATE 2008 PRESIDENTIAL PROSPECT FITSNews - December 26, 2006 - Kansas Sen. Sam Brownback actually visited Anderson, S.C. five days before Christmas, but the two donkeys that carry the Anderson Independent-Mail down from the foothills in satchels
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