John Edwards Flaps His Arms Too Much
NEWEST OFFICIAL PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE NEEDS TO RATION EXHAUSTING ARM GESTURES
FITSNews – December 31, 2006 - Conducting a Google photo search of Democratic Presidential candidate John Edwards is exhausting business.
Seriously, his arms are flapping all over the place in so many different pictures it makes us tired.
It’s not just the picture above. Or the one we used of him three days ago.
It’s this picture, and this picture, and this picture, and this one, too.
Still don’t believe us?
Check out the photograph accompanying Aaron Gould Sheinin’s big John Edwards’ story in The State this morning.
Honestly, this guy is like the Saint Joseph’s University Hawk – his wings are in perpetual motion.
Which begs the question – Is John Edwards running for President or auditioning to be college basketball’s most active mascot?
Anyway, we’re sorry we missed Edwards’ “announcement tour” visit to Columbia yesterday. After all, we make it a point to be there whenever 52-year old men are jumping on stages in front of American flags to the accompaniment of Foo Fighters’ songs.
Because that’s normal.
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