S.C. Governor In Big Trouble With Anti-Sodomite
EXPERTS INCLUDING US AGREE: SOUTH CAROLINA HOLIDAY SEASON NOT COMPLETE WITHOUT SOME OUTRAGE AGAINST SODOMY
FITSNews – December 26, 2006 - Anti-Sodomite activist and perpetual U.S. Congressional distraction candidate Steve Lefemine (pictured above) is mad at S.C. Governor Mark Sanford.
Apparently, very mad.
According to Lefemine, Trinity Episcopal Cathedral – the church where Sanford is scheduled to hold his second inaugural prayer service on Jan. 10 – is infested with Sodomites, which for those of you born after 1980 are NOT the same thing as termites.
You know, we could actually get into this story (and be the only media outlet in the State of South Carolina to do so), but the truth is we’re still kind of pooped from a long Christmas weekend.
Not to brag, but we were pretty busy.
First of all, a bunch of slick Eurotrash terrorists led by Alan Rickman tried to take over Nakatomi Plaza on Christmas Eve and make off with $640 million in bearer bonds.
Talk about a mess.
Anyway, after Yippee Kay Aying those guys, we still had some last-minute shopping to do and on top of that, our famous Broccoli & Cheese casserole was nowhere near ready.
Of course we got it all done (and the casserole was a SMASH!) but having spent all day yesterday with Angelina Jolie and assorted Colombian refugee children in Costa Rica, today has been devoted to enjoying all of our new presents, including Spoon’s Girls Can Tell album and the self-titled debut from Brooklyn-based indie superstars Clap Your Hands Say Yeah.
We also got Rain Man on DVD, people.
Comments
By Angela Wittman on January 4th, 2007 at 11:28 pm
I think you should perhaps spend more time watching your Rain Man DVD and less time blogging as your reporting skills are lacking in objectivity. We have enough bias in the media without your adding to it.
Thank you.