Lindsey Graham Is One Enlightened Cat

SOUTH CAROLINA SENATOR WANTS YOU TO KNOW HE’S GOT NOTHING BUT LOVE FOR WHERE YOU’RE COMING FROM

FITSNews - December 26, 2006 - It’s usually a bad sign when Laurin Manning is showering U.S. Sen. Lindsey Graham with her unrequited love and affection.

Yes he’s single, but it’s still not something we enjoy seeing, and it usually means Lindsey has done something we don’t approve of.

Fortunately, this time it was a false alarm.

As it turns out, Lindsey was just minding his business doing the Sunday morning talk shows when George Snuffleupagus asked him about soon-to-be Muslim Representative Keith Ellison, you know, our Twinkie-eating friend from four days ago.

Like we wrote then, we’re with Keith and the Minnesotans who elected him 100%, but check out the big wisdom Lindsey imparted to the Snuffleupagus and a national television audience:

Religious diversity is a strength, not a weakness in this country.

What would happen in this country if a Christian were elected in Lebanon and he had to swear allegiance to the Koran when it came time for them to take office? There would be an outcry in this country.

So I embrace religious diversity. I welcome this new member of Congress. I’m glad he’s swearing allegiance to a document that is consistent with his faith.

Someone’s praying, my Lord. Kum By Yah … I think it’s Lindsey, my Lord. Kum By Yah … Make me like him, my Lord. Kum By Yah … Oh Lindsey, Kum By Yah.

Comments

By Bob on December 26th, 2006 at 7:37 am

Quran - verse 5:51 reads:

O ye who believe! take not the Jews and the Christians for your friends: They are but friends to each other. And he amongst you that turns to them is of them. Verily Allah guideth not a people unjust.

Diversity. How wonderful!