Anderson Confuses Brownback With Real ‘08 Hopeful

COUNTY COMPLETELY UNAWARE THAT KANSAS SENATOR IS NOT A LEGITIMATE 2008 PRESIDENTIAL PROSPECT

FITSNews – December 26, 2006 – Kansas Sen. Sam Brownback actually visited Anderson, S.C. five days before Christmas, but the two donkeys that carry the Anderson Independent-Mail down from the foothills in satchels on their backs just arrived outside our Columbia office this evening.

We’re not kidding. Their names are Jenny and Eeyore.