Team Hillary Gets “Serviced”

WE DON’T KNOW WHO JOHN WEAVER IS, BUT HE JUST BROKE ONE OFF ON TEAM HILLARY

FITSNews – December 21, 2006 – So we were reading our daily fix from Washington Post blogger extraordinaire Chris Cillizza today when we came upon this story about Sen. Hillary Clinton’s people criticizing Sen. John McCain over the War in Iraq.

Actually, the article was about how all of the Democrats are criticizing John McCain for something or the other because he is the GOP frontrunner for the Presidency, but that’s not the point.

Well, it probably is the point, but our point (which is infinitely more important) is that there is some guy who works for John McCain named John Weaver who apparently likes to fight fire with fire when his guy gets attacked.

Instead of responding to Team Hillary’s criticisms of his boy with the typical political bob and weave, this Weaver guy basically bent them over the Senate railing and served them like it was his job. Which come to think of it, it is.

“It must be so alien for them — the Clinton advisers — to actually observe someone say and do what they believe to be right and good for the country without polling on it first,” Weaver said.

YOWZAS!!

Not to get too technical on you or anything, but in boxing, that is called “landing a punch.” Or so we learned from the E! Mike Tyson True Hollywood Story.

For the record, we’re not sure whether Hillary or John McCain is right about Iraq. In fact, we just wrapped up our weekly Thursday morning tea with Hillary, Oprah, Susan Sarandon and Nancy Pelosi and the consensus there was that Hillary is actually right (the consensus was also that poor Nancy, bless her heart, is still wearing Talbot’s off-the-rack).

What we do know for certain, however, is that John Weaver just won this week’s “FITSNews Exceptional Service Award” for a “service” that went above and beyond the call of duty.

Special thanks to FITS friend “Skinny,” our expert judge on “servicing” for the tip.