Don’t Worry Baby … It’s Just Justin
CONTEST TO DETERMINE TIMBERLAKE’S STRIPPING SINGING PARTNER AT 2007 GRAMMY AWARDS
FITSNews – December 21, 2006 – In perhaps the worst promotional idea since music was invented, “The Recording Company” and CBS are holding a contest to select a singing partner for former N’Sync star Justin Timberlake at the 49th Annual Grammy Awards in Los Angeles on February 11.
Like, what could possibly go wrong?
Honestly, there ought to be a quota on just how much one individual can do to make the world a completely intolerable place in which to live, because at this point Justin is seriously starting to infringe on other people’s capacity to annoy us.
He’s even tainted Egg McMuffins, which we will never be able to eat again without hearing that stupid “Ba-da-da-da-da … I’m lovin’ it” jingle over and over again in our heads.
Every night before we go to bed we pray for three things – world peace, an end to all disease and poverty and an alien abduction of Justin Timberlake.






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