It’s Awful Hot For Winter
AL GORE NEEDS TO INVENT SOMETHING TO MAKE IT COLD AGAIN, AT LEAST AROUND CHRISTMAS
FITSNews - December 20 - We don’t know what it’s like where you are, but South Carolina is downright Sauna-rrific these days. We can’t even listen to all of our favorite Christmas carols without getting pissed off because instead of chesnuts roasting by an open fire and Jack Frost nipping at our noses, it’s like 70 damn degrees outside.
It got so bad yesterday we almost rented The Day After Tomorrow because we heard the Earth got really, really cold in that movie and dammit, we wanted to listen for some sleigh bells ringing in the snow.
We figured since Al Gore invented the Internet (which we like), maybe he could take a shot at making it cold again. At least around Christmas.
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